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Christmas at Ground Zero

from Rad Holiday Songz! (2015​-​2020) by Drew G. Smith

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Christmas 2017

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It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know that this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost sittin' on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

Oh, it's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's OK
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the missile-toe

It's Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

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from Rad Holiday Songz! (2015​-​2020), released October 13, 2021
Songwriters: Al Yankovic

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